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Ooh, look at those threads.

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$2 ,000 worth of silk covering a million
-dollar body.

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Notice how it accentuates each ripple
and bulge.

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What's the big occasion, Dan? Will you
name patron of the year at the Pussycat

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Theater?

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Almost is good.

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I'm invited to a dinner with the Mayor's
Committee on Crime.

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We'll be discussing strategies, making
suggestions.

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Kissing butt.

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I prefer to think of them as keisters of
opportunity.

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Hi, guys.

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Anybody know a cure for hiccups?

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Yes, staple your lips together.

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That didn't work.

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How about pinching your nose and
counting backwards from ten?

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Right. What do you think I am, a
machine?

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Was that honeymoon, huh?

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Harry, it was fantastic.

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In fact, I didn't leave the hotel room
for the first 24 hours.

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Yes, sir.

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And then Amanda finally tracked down a
locksmith and they let me out of there.

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Well, I'm glad to hear it all worked
out.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Things are going great,
considering I'm unemployed.

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Buddy, what are you worried about? Your
wife's worth over $5 million.

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get out of here.

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No, he's right, buddy. Yeah?

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Well, still, I think a man should work
so he can get up in the morning and look

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at himself in the mirror and say, are my
ears even?

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That's why I've been working all day
putting together this resume.

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On a paper plate?

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A hundred for a buck and they fly.

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Buddy, what do you say we punch this out
on the computer and print it out on

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real paper?

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Okay, but the coleslaw's gonna soak
right through.

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I think Bull

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needs some help.

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What are you going to do?

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I'm gonna sneak over there and scare the
hell out of him.

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It never fails.

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All rise.

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Hello. New hiccup remedy, sir.

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Sorry,

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sir. All right, Mac.

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Let's get rolling.

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Yes, sir. People versus BHK 937.

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You're your people mean well, but you're
preventing me from fulfilling my

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mission. I could be home watching roller
derby. You don't hear me complaining.

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Your turn, Mr.

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Prosecutor. Yes, sir. The human baked
potato here was arrested in City Hall

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after threatening two men with this.

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A label maker?

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What do you do? Walk up to them, stick
in their ribs and type out, make my day.

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Your Honor, my client was merely trying
to get in to see the mayor.

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And why was that?

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I'm here to save the world from the
forces of evil!

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Well, you can't, so there.

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V, may I call you V?

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If you wish.

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All right, where exactly is it that
you're from?

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The year 2097.

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Ah, Mac, V is from the future.

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Sir?

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Time travel violates science -based
requirement of locally causal space

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manifolds, making it impossible for
anyone.

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Except maybe the Jetsons.

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Surely you have mutants in your century.

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Sir, in view of the circumstances,
defense would be agreeable to a

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evaluation. Is prosecution agreeable?

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Does a bear drop trow in the woods?

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All right, then, so be it. We'll hold
on, Mr.

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937, for the cyborgs from the Bellevue
Galaxy.

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Bellevue? Will the mayor be there?

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Yes, and three Abe Lincolns.

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Well, Harry, here's the resume.

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Just print it up.

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Buddy, this paper is designed to be
separated.

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Oh, I thought they were like this to
help you find your way back.

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What do you think?

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Whoa, looks pretty professional.

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Thanks to Harry.

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Although, generally, I prefer to draw
little eyebrows over the O's.

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What is this, buddy? It says here you
spent 1971 on a meditative sabbatical.

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Well, Harry dreamed that one up.

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Oh, buddy, we couldn't very well tell
people that you spent a year trying to

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figure out ways to get Gilligan off the
island.

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I came up with 10 ,000 ideas.

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Ideas like making a bamboo raft?

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Ten thousand and one.

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The next thing to do is to copy this and
then figure out what kind of job it is

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you're after.

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Boy, this reality stuff sure keeps you
hopping.

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Admit it.

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This arouses you, doesn't it?

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I can barely restrain myself from
leaping out of my chair and ravishing

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right here, you Nordic god.

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All right, Mac, what's next?

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Yes, sir. People versus the Montez
brothers in a little thing I like to

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assault.

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Trust these hiccup remedies are not
going to interfere with your job.

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Count on me, sir.

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Well, he's a tough act to follow. You
want to try, Mr. Frosketer? Very well,

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sir. The defendants were arrested after
assaulting several Bulgarian tourists on

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a subway car.

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Hey, we were just asking for spare
change.

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But there was a language barrier.

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But fortunately for them, they brought
along a translator.

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Did you ever try to conjugate a
Bulgarian verb?

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I take it, Miss Sullivan, that your
defendants are pleading not guilty?

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Yes, sir. And we asked that in
considering bail you remember that

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gravity of the charges, they are still
just boys.

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Oh, just boys? Well, that explains this.
Then they were just playing pin the

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shiv on the tourists.

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Your Honor, these vermin do not deserve
one shred of pity, compassion, or

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leniency.

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But what the hey, I say let him go.

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To what he says, Judge. Oh, he cut him.

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I can pick him off clean from here, sir.

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Without hitting Dan?

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Oh, well, if you're going to tie my
hand.

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Judge, tell the guards to hand over
their guns.

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No!

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The criminals must be eliminated for the
future of the planet.

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Oh, come on. Nobody buys this future
stuff.

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Who do you like in the 98 Super Bowl?

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What the hell is that?

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Just a little wake -up call from the
21st century.

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Ron, you don't suppose this guy is
really from the future?

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If he is, we're in for a fashion
nightmare.

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V, why are you doing this?

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It's my mission.

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Can't be satisfied just wallowing babies
with your laser?

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Not while the scum live.

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No! You can't shoot that thing in here.
Innocent people will be hurt.

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All right.

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The innocent may exit.

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Okay.

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I want you all to leave in an orderly
fashion.

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The elderly and infirmed first, then
women, then finally able -bodied men.

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Chill out, foil man.

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Do me a favor. Have the decency, if you
hit the suit, to finish me off.

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Listen, V, excuse me for a minute. Why?

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I gotta go to the bathroom.

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What?

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Matt, Roz, don't you feel the urge to
go, too?

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Uh, yeah, I guess we do. Right, Roz?

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We were hoping you would ask.

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Do I have to go, too, sir?

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No, you don't.

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You always know before I do.

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You want to stay here and entertain our
friends.

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So, V, how long can you stay fresh in
that suit?

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Okay, there's no time to spare. Mac, you
call the SWAT team and check to see if

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VHK 937 is a known alias.

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And, Roz, you check the local mental
hospitals and see if they're missing any

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patients with a laser gun.

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Well, don't just stand there, guys. Get
moving.

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Hey, Harry, I got my resume copy, and I
came up with some job ideas. No, no, not

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now, buddy, not now. Dan is being held
captive by two punks with a knife, and

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they're all being held hostage by a man
from the future with a laser gun.

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Okay, then maybe later.

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So how's it going?

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He set a deadline.

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If they don't release your friend in 96
billion oscillations of the mercury

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atom, I'm vaporizing the whole bunch.

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00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,800
96 billion oscillations? How long is
that?

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I don't know. When I asked him, he went
on a tirade about the lousy educational

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system.

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V, you'd vaporize them all, even Dan?

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A regrettable necessity.

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But... They must be dealt with.

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They are loathsome, grotesque creatures
who prey on the citizens of this city.

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Salt your mother.

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V, wait a minute. I'm on your side,
remember?

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I was trying to put away these yo -yos.

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Yo -yos?

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Legal shorthand for men of honor.

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Muy macho.

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Hey, man. You think I don't know how to
use this?

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I can't get rid of them.

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Have you tried holding your breath?

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That works?

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It always did for me, and it's loads of
fun.

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That's how I had my first hallucination.

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Wow!

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I'll give it a try.

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How long?

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Don't worry, I'll time you.

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little watch.

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I got it for my birthday.

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Not that I needed a watch.

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I did without one for quite a while.

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I used to tell time the way the ancient
Incans did.

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By asking the guy next to me.

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Only five billion oscillations left.

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Uh, V, tell me something.

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Why did you pick this particular time to
come back to?

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Well, we determined that the late 20th
century was our last chance to turn the

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tide of lawlessness and save the future.

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Gee, I don't know. I just can't believe
the future is as bad as you say.

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00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:55,380
Are you kidding?

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The city is under siege.

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Crime is out of control.

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00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:08,130
We can do it. You rush him, I'll cover
you with the knife.

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I don't know.

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00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:11,570
What about the ray gun?

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The ray gun, the ray gun.

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That's it.

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Time's up.

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Prepare to die, scum.

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No!

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I don't have a will.

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00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:27,590
I've never... I haven't written my
memoirs yet.

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I've never heard a girl say, Okay, daddy
boy, your turn.

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We'll give them a choice.

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00:14:42,390 --> 00:14:43,590
Death or castration?

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Death.

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So be it.

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00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:57,650
Oh, wait, wait. You wouldn't shoot a
woman, would you?

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Yes.

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00:14:59,870 --> 00:15:01,570
Sorry, Dan, but what made a difference?

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Right, thanks.

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00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:11,600
Enough! Now, prepare to have your
electron... freed from their

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orbit. Stop!

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Now what?

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Don't do it, Leon.

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00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,080
Leon?

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00:15:17,820 --> 00:15:23,020
That's his name, Leon Mintz. VHK 937
isn't an alias. It's a license plate. We

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checked it at the DMV.

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Anything else?

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He's 6 '2", 240 pounds, and he's not
supposed to drive at night without his

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glasses.

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You asked.

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They lie.

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I'm from the future.

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Then why do you drive a 76 Pinto?

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It's modified for time travel.

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00:15:48,110 --> 00:15:50,410
Why do the dorks always have the cherry
cars?

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First, I considered getting a job
stuffing cardboard in the collars of new

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shirts.

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But there's probably a lot of
competition for those jobs.

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It's 8 .13.

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00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:13,850
And then it finally hit me.

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Mothballs. There's always a demand for
mothballs.

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What do you think?

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Oh, are you all right?

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I'm fine.

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But little Joe's trapped in the barn.

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out of here. Oh, sorry, Harry. Didn't
know court was in session. Come on.

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Hey, where's my knife?

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Finders keepers.

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Now, get over here, away from that door.

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Come on.

253
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All right, I am free.

254
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,720
They smudged my suit. All right, you put
that puppy on broil.

255
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,540
I want you all where I can see you.
What? Now! Go!

256
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Go! You're the boss. You're the boss.

257
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:12,420
This looks bad.

258
00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:16,520
Silence! Look, Leon. Why do you keep
calling me that?

259
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,380
Leon Mintz was a brilliant industrial
engineer.

260
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He invented the Yoo -Hoo suitcase.

261
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It had a talking handle so you could
find it in the airport.

262
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,140
Oh, that's brilliant.

263
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,720
Leon Mintz sounds like the kind of guy
the world could use.

264
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Whatever happened to him?

265
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One day he was mugged on the street, and
then on the subway.

266
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Then his apartment was robbed, stripped
of everything except for a few clothes

267
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hangers and a Robert Goulet album.

268
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,740
I wonder why they left the hangers.

269
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:57,380
Well, Leon tired of being a victim, so
he decided to do something about it. I,

270
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he, invented this battery -powered
laser.

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You want to see how it works?

272
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That's okay, man. I've seen it. Works
good.

273
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:12,380
Perfect. Look, Leon, you can't go around
just indiscriminately sizzling people.

274
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,080
Think about it.

275
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What gives any person the right to
determine the fate of another person's

276
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Isn't that what you do?

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Bad example.

278
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Why won't you believe me?

279
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Why won't anybody believe me?

280
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I believe you.

281
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Buddy, you shouldn't be here.

282
00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:44,880
No, no. Let him stay.

283
00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:49,280
You really believe I'm from the future?

284
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,520
Well, sure.

285
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,940
You look like a regular Joe who's got
his light bulb screwed in straight.

286
00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:57,220
So, uh, what's it like in Tomorrowland?

287
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,400
It's horrible.

288
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The forces of chaos are everywhere.

289
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It's impossible to find even an island
of serenity.

290
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,820
Well, that's why I keep mine in my
pants.

291
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Buddy, maybe you should let us.

292
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,160
Oh,

293
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:15,540
that's beautiful.

294
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:18,100
I think it's Tulsa.

295
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,680
Why are you pointing that label maker at
those people?

296
00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:26,960
That's a ray gun, man. They're
criminals.

297
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,840
They must be exterminated so that people
won't have to live in fear.

298
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,890
Afraid to walk to the store at night or
use the parks.

299
00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:37,470
You know what I mean.

300
00:19:38,190 --> 00:19:39,210
All too well.

301
00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:46,090
You remind me of a man who was so filled
with rage and pain that it drove him to

302
00:19:46,090 --> 00:19:52,350
an institution where all he could do was
ball up his fists and scream at the

303
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moon.

304
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,550
Gee, buddy, I never knew.

305
00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:57,310
Yeah.

306
00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,190
Weird Walt.

307
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:03,180
Lived in the same ward with him for 15
years. Didn't get a wink of sleep.

308
00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,180
I don't understand.

309
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,200
Hold on.

310
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:13,160
What I'm trying to say is, okay, let
them take your money.

311
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Let them take your property.

312
00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:17,860
But don't let them take your sanity.

313
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,420
I'm just tired of being picked on.

314
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,420
Stop dressing like a Jiffy Pop bag.

315
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:36,740
Next time you feel picked on, just get
away and try thinking

316
00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:41,240
of all the things that are beautiful in
the world.

317
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,500
Like Tulsa.

318
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,280
Yeah.

319
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,900
Can I have Tulsa?

320
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:59,000
I don't know. I've had it for a long
time. Buddy?

321
00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:01,880
Maybe you'd like to work out a trade.

322
00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:06,420
Okay.

323
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,580
I'll trade you Tulsa for the gloves.

324
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,720
The gun, buddy, the gun.

325
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:20,900
Or the gun.

326
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Okay.

327
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,400
There you go.

328
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,580
Tulsa.

329
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:34,960
Yeah.

330
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,060
Buddy, you sure you're not going to miss
Tulsa?

331
00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:42,480
Nah, not as long as I got Tallahassee.

332
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,120
Hi, boys.

333
00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:51,640
Can I give you a lift to holding?

334
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,720
Hey, Tiki, you're kind of cute. You got
a boyfriend?

335
00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:56,960
Hey, man, I saw her first. I saw her.

336
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,740
Well, it's only 8 .19. You think I still
got time to get this clean and make it

337
00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:05,140
to the dinner party? Oh, yeah, you can
get some coffee and still have time to

338
00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:06,560
tell a tasteless sex joke.

339
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:07,800
Luck's with me, huh?

340
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,100
Hey, buddy.

341
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,700
I wish time travel were possible.

342
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,620
Maybe I would have had a chance to meet
Gene Harlow.

343
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,120
Learn magic from Houdini.

344
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,900
Seen Mal in his first concert?

345
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:25,960
I'd go back to last Tuesday.

346
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:29,780
earmuffs on the subway.

347
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:33,680
Possibilities are endless.

348
00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:36,520
Your Honor, the guys from Bellevue
picked up Mr. V.

349
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:38,260
Thank you, Bo.

350
00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:40,440
Any chance I could take home this ray
gun?

351
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,680
I got something clogging up my toilet.

352
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,900
Sorry, big guy. That thing has to go
back to evidence.

353
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,660
Oh, all right. I guess I can keep on
using the shell station.

354
00:23:02,919 --> 00:23:04,480
What? I dropped the ray gun.

355
00:23:04,740 --> 00:23:05,740
Sorry.